It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
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This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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