It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
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I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
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Cover your peen. We're going out.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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