NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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