Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
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I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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