Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
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drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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