you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
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i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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