They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
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We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I'm bleeding and have questions
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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