i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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