She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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