Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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