google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
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I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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