She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
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That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
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Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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