I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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