'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
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Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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