Banned from zoo.
Again?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
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on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I got inside last night via doggy door
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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