My nipple is on Facebook.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Bring me that man meat
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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