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Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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