what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
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And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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