Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
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I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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