Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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