My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
organizing the empties. That sober.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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