Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
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Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Church boner. Awkwardddd
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
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I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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