I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
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Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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