if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
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Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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