Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
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THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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