stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
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oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Everyone says I win the strip club
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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