My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
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Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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