i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
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My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
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I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
What drink are we having for lunch?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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