Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
her facebook's as public as her vagina
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
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Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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