i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
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This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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