coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
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You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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