i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I think your dad took our porno
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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