And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
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Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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