the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
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I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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