After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
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I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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