So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
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I threw up into my coffee this morning.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
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For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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