Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
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You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
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It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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