I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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