Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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