Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
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You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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Have fun and good luck.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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