I think I died a long time ago.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
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We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
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Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
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wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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