I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
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I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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