Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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