Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
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I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
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Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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