Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
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Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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