OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
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This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
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You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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