I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
where am i from again
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Randomize