Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
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Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
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a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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