when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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