The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
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I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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